The Rarg (Vezokian ; Rarug) is a beast located near the coast of the isle of Vezok. For ages this creature has mystified sailors, such as Captain Duluxe of the Awesome Turinean Empire, or Madam Squidly, when ever they happen to be near Vezok.
No one understands why the Rarg is there, but it is.
The Rarg has always been a biological mystery. Often described as having an insanely deep voice, and long, wooden tendrills, which resemble a mix between the Tower of Gurdu , and something so indescribable that no one can come up with a comparison.
While many have seen the Rarg, no one can imagine a way to explain their expeirence. It has even been said that no human mind can comprehend it without going into insanity. This doesn't mean that other minds can imagine it; Igloo Snails are known to completely understand it.
There have been many encounters with the Rarg. The exact amount is even up to debate, as there are rumors that some saw the Rarg and never came back, but these claims are usaully made by conspiracy theorists, who are paranoid . Here is a conveinent list of encounters with the Rarg, or at least the ones we know of...
|Captain Duluxe||300 B.C.|
|Madam Squidly||250 B.C.||She had gone mad before.|
|Sir Yorkexly||12 B.C.||He never saw the Rarg|
|The Fovel Expedition||12 A.D.|
|Tim||100 A.D.||Only rumors exist.|
|Furngu||126 A.D.||Existence doubted|
|Sir Jake Fumi||1621 A.D.|
|Sir Jake Fumi||1625 A.D.||Second trip|
|Sir Jake Fumi||1650 A.D.||Third trip|
|Madam Sue Earlson||1882 A.D||Only Rumors exist|
|Vlad the Great||1983 A.D.||Soviet paid trip|
|Susie Robins||2003 A.D.||Used plane|
|Wizard of Snoodles||2030 A.D.|
|Doctor Kale||N/A||Scientist deny this one .|
|F-26||3001 A.D.||Hasn't happened yet.|
|illuminati||N/A||First planned trip.|
|illuminati||N/A||Second planned trip.|
|Cardboard Man!||N/A||An moron online said so.|
|Cardboard Woman!||N/A||Wife of Carboard Man!|
|Madam Anonymous||5090 A.D.||We know nothing of this.|
|An Astroid||7012 A.D.||NASA predicted this.|
|The Grox||End of Time|
|The Rarg's death||N/A|