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Theresaland in the EU

Theresaland, officially the Second Theresan Republic, is an island country in Europe. It is located east of the United Kingdom, west of Denmark, and north of the Netherlands. Its official languages are English, Theresan Gaelic, and Theresan Norse.

History[]

Early history[]

Before 1707, Theresaland was formerly called Doggerland. It was taken over by the Vikings, then the Anglo-Saxons, then the Norman French at the time they took over England. From 927 to 1707, it was part of the Kingdom of England. During that period, it was under a baronetcy, the Hendren Baronetcy. During the early 18th century, that baronetcy was ruled by Baronetess Theresa.

Most people in Doggerland were opposed to England uniting with Scotland, including most members of the baronetcy. When the Acts of Union happened in 1707, Baronetess Theresa declared independence from the then-new United Kingdom, and declared herself as Queen of Theresaland, of the House of Hendren. She formed a new city, Theresaville, on uninhabited land near the Calico River, and built herself a castle. During this period, Queen Theresa I was known to force unmarried men to have sex with her, so that she would have as many heirs as possible. She also was one of the first cat fanciers in history.

Theresan Revolution and First Republic[]

In 1875, inspired by the French Revolution, a republican system seized power, ending the absolute monarchy dating back to 1707, and King Randall II was beheaded. This was when the modern flag of Theresaland, the blue/white/green tricolor, was first adopted. The First Theresan Republic lasted until 1901, when it declared to dissolve itself due to internal turmoil.

Anarchy and Second Kingdom of Theresaland[]

From 1901 to 1903, the country was an anarchy, ruled by multiple warlords. By 1903, Theresans were so desperate for some form of centralized government that when an 11-year-old orphaned girl and the daughter of 2 dead Spanish immigrants, Teresa Delgado, started squatting in Theresaville Castle (avoided by other warlords and squatters because of a rat infestation, as well as the cat population dating back to the 1700s going feral) and declared herself as Queen Theresa II, she was accepted by most of the populace. However, the anarchy continued until 1909, since she was too young to rule competently.

When Theresa II turned 16, she decided to start a new Kingdom of Theresaland, this time with a constitutional monarchy, inspired by the Magna Carta. Former warlords were given seats in the House of Lords and the House of Commons as MPs.

World Wars[]

Theresaland was neutral in both World Wars. During WWII, the British Army protected Theresaland from a possible German invasion.

Second Republic[]

In 1989, Theresaland voted in a nationwide referendum to abandon its monarchy and become a republic, effective March 1st 1990. Like in Portugal, the House of Delgado continues as a ceremonial role.

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